Over 500 Dog Attack Victims Every Month

If a dog jumps up into your lap, it is because he is fond of you.
But if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.

Beware of the silent man and a dog that does not bark.

If you play with cats you must expect to get scratched.

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.

565 people were mauled so badly they needed hospital treatment in the month after a crackdown on dangerous dogs was ditched by the Tory-led government.
Tough laws to protect people from attacks were drawn up by Labour for the Dangerous Dogs Act to be rewritten, but the Tories have scrapped the reforms, which included microchipping animals so that irresponsible owners can be traced.
The latest Department of Health figures show 565 dog attack victims needed to go to hospital in August, 538 in July, 545 in June and 561 in May 2010 when the Coalition took power.

Dogs Are Welcome Here

Depressed dog owners are passing bad vibes on to their pets who then mimic their owners’ feelings.
Man’s best friend may be more in tune with emotions than first thought, with 77% of owners saying their pets knew when they were feeling sad.
It seems dogs are highly sensitive creatures, able to detect a range of emotions such as happiness, sadness, anger, anxiety and grief.

Dogs are welcome here.
We never had a dog which smoked in bed nor set fire to the blankets.
We never had a dog stealing our towels, playing TV too loud or having a noisy fight with a companion.
We never had a dog getting itself drunk and smashing up the furniture.
And so, if your dog is prepared to vouch for you, you are welcome here, too.

There are now over a million cats in London – half of them living on the streets.
One female cat over a seven year period, if all her kittens lived and bred, would be responsible for 21,000 cats.

Does Your Dog Suffer From Depression?

What did one flea say to the other flea?
Shall we walk or take the dog.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous,
He will not bite you.
This is the principle difference between a dog and a man.

TV and movie actress Jennifer Aniston hired a therapist to treat her dog Norman for depression after he ran away for 24 hours in Los Angeles.
I think Ms Aniston may need a therapist.

Is Pet-Food Killing Our Dogs?

The pet food industry is dominated by a handful of multinational corporations and is estimated globally to be worth £30 billion a year.
Profits are maintained by using the cheapest possible ingredients that regulations will allow.
But the ‘ingredients’ section on most pet-food packaging is notoriously vague and misleading.
Manufacturers don’t really want you to know what’s in there.
It’s not surprising.
Our dogs are being fed on the waste by-products of industrial grain processing, vegetable pulp (and possibly woodchip), a ground-down mix of non-nutritious animal parts, along with used fats and oils, possibly from restaurant fryers and industrial food-processing units.
This mixture is preserved with powerful antioxidants banned in the UK for human consumption and linked to liver and kidney damage, stomach tumours and cancer.
In North America, ‘mammalian meat and bone meal’, a key animal component in pet food, has been shown to include the ground-up remains of dead cats and dogs – flea collars, name tags, microchips and all.
Vets agree that a diet of processed pet-food was linked to many chronic ailments and degenerate conditions.

A Dog Is For Life

Dogs can see more than just black, white and grey but their colour range is limited compared to humans.
A dog’s colour palette consists mostly of yellows, blues and violets, so colours such as red, green and orange are not distinguishable to them.
Dogs do have superior night vision and are better at tracking movement than we are.

A dog is a man’s best friend.
A cat is a cat’s best friend.

She breeds bulldogs.
She won first prize at Crufts.
Her dog came second.

A dog is for life, not just for Christmas.
So be careful at the next Christmas party.

7 Million Wild Cats Living In The UK

Animal charities fear at least seven million cats are living wild n the UK today – the same number as those who have responsible owners.
People no longer see them as a pet for life.
The economic crisis has also affected how pets are looked after and as houses are repossessed cats are being abandoned.
Britain has a transient population with people coming and going and they often just leave their cats to fend for themselves.
There are now as many feral cats as domestic ones.
The number of cats being abused has massively increased in recent times.
Gormless meatheads think it’s manly setting their dogs on cats and mindless sickos put down poison in their gardens.

The Cowardly Dog Owners Feel So Macho

Thousands of blood sport enthusiasts are running illegal fox and badger-baiting clubs across the country.
An animal rights group believes up to 6,000 people are involved in the violent underground sport, where a ferocious dog is set upon a fox, badger or cat tied to a tree.
They fight to the death.
It’s never a fair fight.
The brain-dead dogs always win.
And their cowardly owners, who are generally impotent with small dribbling dicks, feel so macho.

Low-Life Creeps And Their Brain-Dead Dogs

Sick thugs are catching foxes in nets then using them in vicious illegal fights with pit bull terriers.
As usual, the police are either too busy or can’t be bothered to do anything.
These low-life creeps, with an I.Q. lower than an empty crisp packet, also use their brain-dead dogs to fight stray cats.
These sickos lay fox traps in the woods which sometimes trap pet cats and dogs.
One wounded fox was found tied to a bench with a chain through its back leg – not round it, through it!
We should feel a little sorrow for these cowardly-worms who need to use dogs to inflict pain and death on helpless creatures.
Apart from being mentally-retarded, these poor guys are impotent and all have small dicks.

“Let’s Dump The Dog And Buy A Plasma TV

No favour can win gratitude from a cat.

5,221 people were treated in hospital after being attacked by dogs in the UK in 2008 – 2009.

Tens of thousands of sick and injured dogs are being abandoned on the streets by their recession-hit owners.
Animal charities claim the number of dumped dogs is soaring because families cannot afford vets’ bills which can run to hundreds or sometimes thousands of pounds.
A staggering 107,228 stray and abandoned dogs were picked up last year (2009) by local authorities – an 11 per cent increase and the highest since records began.
And the RSPCA is dealing with one abandoned dog every hour – equal to 8,760 a year.
Suzie Graham, RSPCA East Regional Manager, said vets’ bills were not always as expensive as people feared and urged people to get in touch with the RSPCA or other charities to find out what help is available.
She said: “As a general rule our branches will suggest help with making sure dogs are seen by a vet, provided the branches have funds to do that”.

George Rockingham, from Pact, said: “Until more is done to bring in new licensing or enforce existing licensing it will continue to be a problem.
There are just too many dogs being bred – especially Staffordshire Bull Terriers.
People are breeding them to make money, yet licensing laws aren’t being enforced”.
But he was not convinced that all people abandoning dogs were as cash-strapped as they claimed.
He said: “People are saying they cannot afford to keep them, but then you see a new car in their driveway and a plasma TV in the living room”.

In Norwich, where the city council picked up 327 dogs last year, charities are urging owners to seek help rather than leaving vulnerable pets to fend for themselves.
A council spokeswoman said: “We have been seeing more animals with medical problems being abandoned”.

The cruel, selfish morons who abandon dogs obviously need some medical attention themselves.

Cats And Dogs Are Dying From Poison Left For Foxes

An increasing number of foxes are being found dead or suffering extreme distress, being close to death from poison put down by brainless morons.
They can be a nuisance, they are destructive, noisy and often leave a very unpleasant, smelly calling card.
The foxes can be a nuisance as well.
Foxes are now a part of urban life and are here to stay.
Unfortunately, the brainless morons are here to stay as well.

The poison these pea-brained cretins are putting down are killing more cats, dogs and birds than it is foxes.
How many dog or cat owners have found their pets sick, or distressed, and then been presented with a huge vet bill and told their animal has been poisoned?
How many of these pets die?
God forbid a small child roaming around their own back garden and comes into contact with poison that has been dropped there by a fox or a bird.

Baiting or poisoning foxes is illegal, so if you know any of the bone-headed creeps who do this, please report them to the police and the RSPCA.