I Have A Smoking Problem

In 1604, King James wrote that smoking was “loathsome to the eye, hateful to the nose, harmful to the brain, dangerous to the lungs”.

Comments from smokers…..

Swimming is the only sport I’ve tried where I can’t work out some way to smoke while I’m doing it.

It’s easy to quit smoking.
I’ve done it hundreds of times.

Apart from chain-smoking and drinking,
I am quite respectful of my body.

My doctor told me I needed to take more exercise.
So I started to roll my own cigarettes.

I was so horrified by what I had read about the effects of smoking I gave up reading.

I smoke 20 to 30 cigarettes a day.
At my age I have to hold on to something.

I only smoke three each day.
I think three packets is quite enough.

It’s taken a lot of will-power but I’ve finally kicked the urge to give up smoking.

I have a smoking problem.
I can’t afford as many as I’d like.

To quit smoking, my mate tried that thing with needles.
Knitting…. He loves it.

Enstorm and Kabat’s passive smoking study in the British Medical Journal, May 2003, made the unsurprising finding that passive smoking represents a negligible health hazard.