I Never Wanted To Be A Millionaire

Our house is protected by poverty.
There is nothing worth stealing.

Never lend money to females.
You can’t thump them if they don’t pay up.

A truly successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

I never wanted to be a millionaire.
I just wanted to live like one.

Don’t try keeping up with the Joneses.
Drag them down to your level – it’s much cheaper.

It is easier for a camel to get through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.

Work is the price you pay for money.

Business is the art of extracting money from another man’s pocket without resorting to violence.

One who thinks that money can do everything is likely to do anything for money.

The wealthy man is the man who is much,
Not the one who has much.

To suppose, as we all suppose, that we could be rich and not behave as the rich behave is like supposing that we could drink all day and stay sober.

Wealthy people miss one of life’s greatest thrills –
Paying that last instalment.

A poor person who is unhappy is in a better position than a rich person who is unhappy.
Because the poor person has hope.
He thinks money would help.

Money is a terrible master but an excellent servant.

Money sometimes makes fools of important persons,
But it may also make important persons of fools.