Injunctions, Like Cosmetic Surgery, Are All About Vanity

The more I read about Ryan Giggs, the more I think we should rename him Ryanair on the grounds that he’s cheap, unreliable, offers no frills, can be triple-booked and dumps you in the wilderness after promising to go all the way.
Injunctions, like cosmetic surgery, are all about vanity.
About wanting the world to see a false image of you.
It came as no shock to find Ryan Giggs has been receiving baldness treatment for two years, but we didn’t hear a tweet about it.
Wayne Rooney may be seen as Satan’s sperm to those who detest the rise of overpaid, uncouth chavs.
He’s faced bile for being the worst kind of role model for boys but at least, when his private actions were about to be outed, he’s held his hands up.
(Brian Reade)