Is Fabio Capello That Good?

Football is a game in which a handful of men run around for 90 minutes watched by millions of people who could really use the exercise.

Why aren’t football stadiums built on the moon?
Because there is no atmosphere.

The English F.A. are paying an Italian guy, who barely speaks English, £6 million a year to manage our football team.
Am I missing something?
Or are the people who run the F.A. a bunch of pea-brained idiots?

Fabio Capello is paid £6 million a year to manage the England football team.
Mexico pay their manager £2.7 million.
Holland pay their manager £1.5 million.
Germany pay their manager £1.3 million.
Argentina pay their manager (Maradona) £830,000.
Brazil pay their manager £830,000.
The USA pay their manager £345,000.
Is Capello that good?
Or am I missing something?

I’m surprised England didn’t do better in South Africa.
After all, half the team are experts at playing away from home.
Those vuvuzelas didn’t help.
Every time Ashley Cole hears a car horn, he gets up and climbs out of the window and down a drainpipe.

The England football squad flew home from South Africa to a heroes’ welcome.
Their flight was diverted to Glasgow Airport.