Red-Blooded Males

It is genetically compulsory for red-blooded males between the ages of 15 and 108 to ogle all females who are over 16 and under 70.

A survey carried out by sausage salesmen in Frankfurt, and due to be published in the weekly journal Breasts And Legs, concludes that any man who does not look at women is either blind, insane, drives a Volvo estate car, or dead.