What Do They Say When Two Men Get Married?

The police asked my mate why he keeps beating his wife.
My mate told them it’s because of his superior footwork, longer reach and hand speed.

I saw a shoplifter being arrested by an albino policeman.
I thought to myself: “That’s a fair cop”.

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

When two people marry, they say, “You may kiss the bride”.
What do they say if two men get married?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?