Humour

Every government carries a health warning. Children, it’s called 'reading’. It’s how people install new software into their brains. The…

Just when you learn to make the most of it. Most of it is gone. Some people need to wipe…

The best number for a dinner party is two. Myself and a damn good waiter. You are not drunk if…

My mate wrote to his girlfriend everyday, now she’s getting married to the postman. Some women are expert housekeepers. Every…

My brother’s golf is improving. Yesterday he hit the ball in one. A boxer was disqualified for using his head.…

Someone once asked me if my dream was to live on in the hearts of people. I said I would…